(LISTS) Fake Names to Give at Starbucks if You’re Feeling Lonely

James Van Der Beek (of As the World Turns)

Stella Liebeck

Eleanor

Adolf

Jesus

Gayle

Wife #5 (of Larry King)

Stedman

Cartman

Any member of *NSYNC other than Justin Timberlake

Hannah Montana

Ethel

James Van Der Beek (of Castle in the Sky)

Adele

Julie (of Julie Taymor)

Ruth

Any member of Destiny’s Child other than Beyoncé

Heidi

Spencer

James Van Der Beek (of Van Der Week: Behind the Scenes)

Speidi

Voldemort

Binya Binya (Polywog)

Blanket

Pharoah

Aristotle

Barbara

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3 responses to “(LISTS) Fake Names to Give at Starbucks if You’re Feeling Lonely

  1. Arlene Velazquez

    I don’t really understand this post but I think it might be your best post ever.

  2. And what is wrong with Barbara, I use the name Virginia!

  3. Just teasin’! I like strong names like Barbara and Virginia.

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